I’m not going to lie. I’m writing this in class right now. I’m still listening to the professor, because she’s very good at what she does. I’m just really tired. It might have something to do with me only sleeping for 3 1/2 hours. 

This, believe it or not, is keeping me awake. So…let me briefly point out a few things that happened to me today. Here we go:

• I got punched by a falling leaf. In the face. Twice.
• I told 15-20 people about my amazing 91% mark on my philosophy essay. It is worth 30% of my mark. It also took me 3 hours to write. 3 hours before it was due. I finished it 3 hours after finding out about it. 3 hours. Three.
• I have developed a man crush on Mark Wahlberg. Not a gay man crush. Just a man crush. He’s adorable.

Time to be a man again.

I’m out!

Hating you (in a very mannish, masculine, and play-fighting way),

Adam.

P.S. I’m in love.

P.S.S. With a girl.